A conversation between Teacher Alex and 3-year-old Hailey on the topic of God's love:

Teacher Alex: Who loves you, Hailey?
Hailey: My mom and dad.
Teacher Alex: Who else loves you?
Hailey: My mom and dad.
Teacher Alex: (obviously not getting his point across) Who's bigger than your mom and dad?
Hailey: (thinks a little and then with the most serious look on her face) Conrad?
Teacher Alex: Hahahaha...
Hailey: Conrad's really big.
Teacher Alex: (still lauging) Hahahaha...